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Waking up on the Funny Side of Bed

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 07:27:04 -0500

Since my wife started her new job as a Assistant State Public Defender, we've been working on getting used to a much earlier schedule.

This has forced us to do several things, in the spirit of making the 5:30-5:45 AM wakeup period as automatic as possible, including:

Streamlining the bathroom
Adding new bathroom shelving
Reorganizing drawers in the bedroom
Pre-making coffee and tea (a lifesaver!)

Still, since we've been at it only for a week, we haven't quite gotten in the groove; I end up getting in her way taking showers, etc.

So, it was a little bit surprising to me when this morning my wife started laughing while the alarm clock was not-so-pleasantly waking us from peaceful slumber. It turns out she had a very elegant, parallel solution to the morning "bathroom problem."

Use the second bathroom.

It's really a shame that it took two people with advanced degrees in law and nuclear engineering a week to figure that one out. :)

You Know You're In Love When...

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 21:36:49 -0600

... you hear the following from your significant other:

"Well, if I go crazy, just give me a duck that quacks like a whale and put me in a padded room. I think I'd still love you."

The scary thing is, I've already heard the duck. It quacks like a whale.

You Know You're In Graduate School...

Thu, 04 May 2006 16:05:48 -0500

... when your pen runs out of ink as a result of working on the math for your magnetohydrodynamics final. :)

As a followup to my last post, there has been an amazing response at a blog set up to thank Colbert for his performance. With more than 45,000 comments (the vast majority compliments/thank yous) in less than a week -- and growing rapidly -- it would seem that his performance struck a resonance with the American people!

Yes, it's a meme. It's still fun.

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 02:09:00 -0600

You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.

James Bond, Agent 007

67%

William Wallace

67%

El Zorro

67%

Neo, the "One"

67%

Maximus

63%

Indiana Jones

63%

Captain Jack Sparrow

54%

The Terminator

50%

Batman, the Dark Knight

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

50%

Lara Croft

42%

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